Things That Wake Me Up at Night

Things That Wake Me Up at Night

[Apologies in advance for tardiness and resorting to another list, but it is the Silly Season]

  • Why do cats and car salesmen demand my attention with the same amount of annoying noises?

  • Exactly how much energy is saved these days by the Daylight Savings Time ritual of gaining an hour in November and paying it back in March? [Seems like there’s zero human energy saved, since most folks I know have their already stress-riddled sleep cycle battered even more by the change.]

  • What orthodontic sadist came up with the nighttime mouth guard?

  • When did holiday shopping become a blood sport?

  • What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

  • Where does motivation and inspiration go to hide when the people and world outside cannibalize so much time?

  • How does a supposedly civilized people embrace Fear and Hatred as causes to fight/kill for?

  • How valid is any belief system that still encourages its followers to kill and destroy?

  • Can news presenters, for one season, ever stop whinging about the weather at this time of year?

  • Who jacks up the volume for commercials, then yanks it down again for the program the commercials support and why?

  • Did I remember to do all the things I forgot to do that woke me at 3 a.m. this morning as well?

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